Smirnoff Reply

Well, it certainly took awhile to get a response from every high school kids favorite cheap alcohol.

I said favorite, not cheapest.

Of course, I'm talking about Smirnoff vodka. It comes in multiple flavors, which is why I was hoping to find some beaver anal secretions in it. So, here is the official response.

"Thank you for taking time to contact Smirnoff. Your feedback is important to us.
I have been informed from our quality team the Smirnoff flavored products do not contain castoreum.
Once again, thank you for contacting Smirnoff.
Sincerely,
Tammy
Smirnoff Consumer Care Representative
Smirnoff. Exclusively for Everybody – check out at www.smirnoff.com to find out more."

I think it's really funny that the Smirnoff e-mail says it's exclusively for everyone. First, that makes no sense and second, are they peddling liquor to kids? Maybe.

Smirnoff loves drunk kids.

Conclusion: Smirnoff does not use castoreum in their vodka.

Drink Responsibly.